Why People Shouldn't Name Themselves

Stole this from Nick. Thanks, Nick. Loved you in The Road To Perdition!

1. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (first pet & current car)
Freja Cruiser

2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (fave ice cream flavor, favorite cookie)
Vanilla Thumbprint

3. YOUR “FLY Guy/Girl” NAME: (first initial of first name, first three letters of your last name)
JFin

4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)
Bronze Dolphin

5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)
Marie Warren

6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first)
Finja

7. SUPERHERO NAME: (”The” + 2nd favorite color, favorite drink)
The Aqua Beer

8. NASCAR NAME: (the first names of your grandfathers)
Paul Albert "Shorty" Louis (That's including a step-grandpa and a legal alias)

9. STRIPPER NAME: ( the name of your favorite perfume/cologne/scent, favorite candy)
Oscar de la Renta Rum Truffle

10.WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother’s & father’s middle names )
Janice Paul. Yes, I was named after my mother.

11. TV WEATHER ANCHOR NAME: (Your 5th grade teacher’s last name, a major city that starts with the same letter)
Sorenson Southampton

12. SPY NAME/BOND GIRL: (your favorite season/holiday, flower)
Samhain Forget-Me-Not

13. CARTOON NAME: (favorite fruit, article of clothing you’re wearing right now + "ie" or "y")
Strawberry Brassierey

14. HIPPY NAME: (What you ate for breakfast, your favorite tree)
Nada Magnolia

15. YOUR ROCKSTAR TOUR NAME: (”The” + Your fave hobby/craft, fave weather element + “Tour”)
The HomeBrew Thunderstorm

And Nick thought of another one,....
16. YOUR AMERICAN INDIAN NAME: (Your fave activity + "with" + a current physical ailment)
Drinks with a Headache