DDD: A Review

Here is my review of Debbie Does Dallas from four years ago, though I saw it years before then:

Debbie Does Dallas is your usual porn romp. The story line--yes it has one--is that a high school cheerleader has a chance to try out for the Dallas Cheerleaders, but needs the money to get to Dallas. She and her friends decide to get jobs in order to earn money for Debbie's ticket to the big D. Then the cheerleaders decide to celebrate their stupid decision by going into the boys' locker room after the football game and giving a bunch of blow jobs, and fucking in positions that, while they would never be practical in real life, enable great camera shots.

So the stupid bitches get jobs (I wouldn't call them that, but they really are stupid, and their characters are really bitchy), and then they consent to sexual acts while on the job in order to justify their hourly wages. Blah, blah, blah, sex-with-the-owner-of-the-candle-store-where-you-work-while-his wife-watches-because-they-caught-you-masturbating-with-a-candle-cakes. You know, the usual.

I have no idea how the movie ends. Does anyone? If so, let me know. But the most significant issue is that 1) Debbie doesn't, in fact, do Dallas, nor does the movie take place there and 2) Debbie, in fact, doesn't do anyone in the movie. Well, at least in the first half. Her friends do everyone. But Debbie just kind of disappears.

Why is this movie famous? Was it the first porn released on VHS or something? For the story line that reflected current 70s culture and their obsession with the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders (TM)? I have no idea. It's just a porn. See it to say you did.