Where's the fun in that?

Video games are REALLY good at distracting children. Parents' best friend.

Just sayin'.

Did you know that there are some parents out there who don't dare have sex when their children are in the house? Ever???? So they have to arrange for an off-site babysitter so they can fuck. Where's the fun in that?

Damn. I feel very sorry for those people. In several ways.

I mean, there's late at night, when the kids are asleep. I mean, they're ASLEEP. And parents know how well their children sleep, and even if they don't sleep well, there's a damn lock on their bedroom door, right? Well, I would hope.

That gives the opportunity for the regular old missionary.

And the kids play outside, right? Even in today's paranoid world, they do that sometimes. They've got things to do outside, and they do them.

And we've got each other to do inside.

Then there's that lock on the door. Ya know, doors have locks for a reason.

Like that lock on the door of the half bath, which, while being small-- also by being small presents good opportunities for bracing one's hands and feet and whatever.

We've broken most of the towel racks in our house.

Anyway:

XBox 360: $299.99

Wireless Racing Wheel: $129.99

NACSAR 08 game: $59.99

15 minutes with the Jesus of Cheese behind a locked door: Priceless.